Don't Use While Operating Heavy MachinerySummary--So: Church is feeling harassed, Tucker is feeling a little out-of-sorts, Doc is a terrible field-medic, and Caboose is just himself (though perhaps a little quieter, and what the Hell's that about?).Pvt. Leonard Church was already nursing an oncoming headache when his teal-armored co-worker walked into the living room—sans helmet and with a nasty-looking bruise on the side of his face—plopped down in the chair across from him, and gave him a very serious look.“Church, we need to talk.”The soldier trying to get into a good napping position on the couch cracked an eye and contemplated strangling the greenish-blue soldier in front of him, but he was wearing fatigues and a cobalt T-shirt while the speaker was fully armored. Clearly, it would be too much effort and, really, what would be the point? Then he’d just be stuck in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere—alone!—with Caboose. Alone!And those Red assholes, of course.
Personnel File: Agent LouisianaName: P.C. PrincetonSetting: Project Freelancer, pre-Season Nine and into Season 10.Age: Officially: 23. Reality: Nineteen (don’t say a word)Alias: Agent Louisiana; Foxtrot 13; "Hecate" during her time in the Titan Initiative (see Backstory), which has spawned the nicknames "Catie" as well as the less-flattering "Hex".Nationality: Equivalent of northwestern American.General Appearance: Blue-green eyes. Natural medium brown hair with that vague not-curly-not-straight hair type. Usually looks irritated or smug, depending on what’s just happened. Pale skin with lots of freckles across her nose and cheeks. One long, thick scar spans her left hand diagonally, from just below her index finger to just above her wrist; one small scar on the left side of her bottom lip; and a couple thin scars on her back from a knife-fight. 5’4 ½” and made more for speed and agility than for strength. Has a special attachment
Secrets and Sins: Chapter EightSummary: Agent Louisiana of Project Freelancer. A new name and a new life. 'What's the catch' you ask? Well, that's what she wonders, too. So when she has to deal with an arrogant boss, old problems in her new life, a freakishly intelligent space cat, Irish sass, and an ever-growing web of lies... Well, let's just say that Murphy's Laws prevail.You Are Now Entering Freelancer CityMurphy’s Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.Louisiana kept her back straight, her hands clasped behind her back, and completely silent, like the rest of her team, as the Director reviewed the information on the data-stick. Her ribs were screaming at her to relax her position, and maybe even (albeit grudgingly) seek medical help, but she and the others had yet to be dismissed. They had been in the same position on the bridge for several minutes and that didn’t seem as if it’d be changing any time soon.Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Washi
Karma's Happy Time: Chapter ThreeSummary: Karma decides to give Agent Louisiana a crash course in ‘Bitch, Please’, but it turns out a lot differently than anyone planned. Add in a required, incognito demonstration of the Freelancer stealth abilities, Maine as an escort, and a lot of vodka, and suddenly Louisiana's night just got a whole lot more entertaining.--June 18; 2115 hrs; Somewhere In Space--Louisiana knew—as surely as she knew that York and Carolina would never stop dancing around it long enough to actually take the plunge—that tomorrow would bring the worst hangover she’d ever experienced.The mother of hangovers, one might even go so far as to say.Though, if she paused long enough in her quest to stay entertained on the Pelican-ride back to the Mother of Invention—“Hey, Washington.” “Yeah?” “Hey, Washington.” “What?” “Hey, Washington.” “Yes?” Hey, Washington.” “For t
Secrets and Sins: Chapter SevenSummary: Agent Louisiana of Project Freelancer. A new name and a new life. 'What's the catch' you ask? Well, that's what she wonders, too. So when she has to deal with an arrogant boss, old problems in her new life, a freakishly intelligent space cat, Irish sass, and an ever-growing web of lies... Well, let's just say that Murphy's Laws prevail.A/N: I make no guarantees about the quality of this chapter. I'm just as sick of this as you are and just want to get it over with. Lots of love!“But I Play One On TV”Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Agent York of Project Freelancer liked to think he was a pretty patient guy (and he was!).So, when Lulu abandoned the plan at the slightest hint of trouble, he didn’t stress (from what he could tell, she was flighty like that, so it wasn’t much of a surprise).And when she revealed ‘Plan I’, he just went along
KnightlyWordsmith's RvB Freelancer MemeList 5 Freelancers (Canon or OCs)1. Louisiana2. York3. Maine4. Missi5. South1.  is in trouble with the Director. Why?Louisiana: “Well, is there a legitimate precedence for punishing stupidity?”*dodges punch*Louisiana: “Or bitchiness?”South: “You’d be the first to be punished for that one!”Louisiana: *innocently* "So you admit that you’d be punished for the first one?"2.  and  get extremely drunk, and  has to take care of them. What happens?Missi: “I’m gonna rip out every hair on her goddamn head!”Louisiana: “I’m just gonna rip off her goddamn head!”York: Ladies!*stands desperately between them*York: “Just calm dow—Oh fuck!”*throws himself out of the way*3.  and  are having an argument. What is it about? What does  do when they get caught up in the argument as well?Louisiana: “I told you to l
Secrets and Sins: Chapter SixSummary: Agent Louisiana of Project Freelancer. A new name and a new life. 'What's the catch' you ask? Well, that's what she wonders, too. So when she has to deal with an arrogant boss, old problems in her new life, a freakishly intelligent space cat, Irish sass, and an ever-growing web of lies... Well, let's just say that Murphy's Laws prevail.A/N: I'm back, bitches! And with my longest episode yet! Seriously, it seems that summer school is good for something other than essentially buying a credit--it eradicates writer's block!... Enjoy, or not!Note: :iconBushtuckapenguin: I know I asked you to beta for me, and that was a legitimate request at the time, but after a great deal of thought (and rereading those two initial reviews of "Karma") I've decided that my nerves can't take it. I love, Madam Penguin, I really, truly do, and you're a fabulous person, but I'm not feeling too hot right now and I don't think I can handle such... in depth constructive criticism. And construc